The Premier Party for the new www.Johndelsordoruinedmylife.com......
The World Premier Party.....
My site is up.... And the World Premier Party kicked off the new website's launch at the exclusive White Lotus club in LA on Saturday April 29th....We actually got a drunken Shakira to perform that "hips" song live while some unknown spanish-speaking friend of the one of the bartenders filled in for Wyclef(a no show??) We had an Ashley Simpson Nipple slip that some lucky asshole actually got on camera, Sorry Ash (I looked for that motherfucker all night and couldn't find him) On a bad note,
We had 6 Od's, apparently Wilby's (the guy who plays Fez in that 70's show) drugdealer "Tommy the Toolbox" doesnt know how to cut cocaine "properly" and had lots of young, blonde, stripper-types dropping all over the place (pictured to the right)...you literly had to jump out of the way when you saw one falling towards you...It felt like the fuckin 80's....Other key moments of the night was when Ghostface sent 3 black strippers my way, when they saw me, they looked at each other, and then raced back to Ghost....He followed up by sending a few "apology" drinks my way, No hard Feelings Ghost!! Its not your fault that your strippers have "limits".... Overall..... a Good Premier, and if www.JohnDelSordoRuinedMyLife.com goes as good as the Premier Party, expect lots of Celebs, and lots of dead cokehead strippers!!!!
My site is up.... And the World Premier Party kicked off the new website's launch at the exclusive White Lotus club in LA on Saturday April 29th....We actually got a drunken Shakira to perform that "hips" song live while some unknown spanish-speaking friend of the one of the bartenders filled in for Wyclef(a no show??) We had an Ashley Simpson Nipple slip that some lucky asshole actually got on camera, Sorry Ash (I looked for that motherfucker all night and couldn't find him) On a bad note,
We had 6 Od's, apparently Wilby's (the guy who plays Fez in that 70's show) drugdealer "Tommy the Toolbox" doesnt know how to cut cocaine "properly" and had lots of young, blonde, stripper-types dropping all over the place (pictured to the right)...you literly had to jump out of the way when you saw one falling towards you...It felt like the fuckin 80's....Other key moments of the night was when Ghostface sent 3 black strippers my way, when they saw me, they looked at each other, and then raced back to Ghost....He followed up by sending a few "apology" drinks my way, No hard Feelings Ghost!! Its not your fault that your strippers have "limits".... Overall..... a Good Premier, and if www.JohnDelSordoRuinedMyLife.com goes as good as the Premier Party, expect lots of Celebs, and lots of dead cokehead strippers!!!!
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